My life

I hope this works....

He's Doing It......

That's right ladies and gents, my son is now officially using the jon! That's right, yesterday we only had the 1 accident (lovely couch incident, luckily my couch doesn't smell like pee after I let it sit out in the sun for 5 hours and steam cleaned it!) and today we have had NONE! That's right, my kid even crapped in the toilet this morning! It's like a miracle. I feel the heavenly gates opening and the light is shining down. Every time he goes I hear the angels singing "Hallelujah, Hallelujah" along with the tinkle tinkle of pee pee hitting that toilet water (and occasionally the floor). Now it is just getting him to stop peeing in his bed during nap time and at night. But I will take what I am getting. Only using 2 diapers a day is sooooo much better then a dozen!!

Day 7 of Potty Training 101

Yes, as you may be able to tell, we are still working with "The Boy" and his potty training. This would be day 7 of no diapers, and lots of cleaning. He is doing OK, he has peed in the pot numerous times, but for some reason he can't get the hang of standing. He likes to sit. Either way, as long as he pees in the crapper, I don't care how he does it. But then, of course, when he sits, he can't get the hang of tucking "it" in. So then of course it sprays all over. My bathroom has been cleaned at least a dozen times, and then of course I have to disinfect it. But hey, at least he's realizing he has to pee in the toilet. That is until this morning. I am in the kitchen cleaning up breakfast and I hear "Mama, I pooooooooppped!" Awe, crap, he shit on the floor again (yes, last night we had a nice chunk of poopy to clean up off the floor). Nope, he just peed on my couch. Damn. So now, I have to clean up my couch, and hope to God it doesn't come out smelling like piss! Damn, how long is this gonna take??? I don't know how much longer I can go without my hair falling out. Or my hands falling off from all the cleaning. Either way, I hope this catches on soon for him so I can put all my carpets back in the bathroom, go back to cleaning the bathroom once a week, and stop doing this rediculous pee pee dance everytime he goes (Yes, I would show you this wonderful new dance craze, but I look like a complete idiot, and I am not going to subject myself to any further torture!) As you can see in the pictures, my couch is torn apart and baking in the sun, and that little cleaning machine has been my savior this week!! And of course, as I am typing, Crazy has gone and peed in the potty!!!! YAHHHHH!!! I had to help him tuck "it" again, but he's grasping the concept of when he feels he has to go, he tells me!!

Day 2 of Potty Training

This is day 2 of potty training. No diapers (except nap time) and lots and lots of carpet cleaning.

Crazy Boy: 1
Momma: 0

Although yesterday Crazy did pee pee in the potty once! So that in itself is a big achievement!!

Not a Damn Thing....

Holy Crap, if this hasn't been the most boring of weeks!. Well not so much as boring, I guess just uneventful. We tried purchasing a house, but holy shit in California, you can't buy more then a shack for under 300,000. And I am not exaggerating!! The kids are driving me bonkers, which is no different from any other time. My daughter has to go to summer school. Hmmm, I dusted, vacuumed, did laundry, and am getting ready to mow the stinkin lawn again. Sounds like loads of fun doesn't it?? Yah, my life is one kick ass party!!

Let the Truth be Told

Come on now guys, we all know this isn't always the case right??

Umm ok.....

I still get a kick out of this picture every time I look at that book. As a kid, I always wondered about it. First, what the hell are they doing with a boat in the bathtub?? Second, why does the man have to be all fat and ugly porno guyish like?? And thirdly, is playing in the tub with a little tugboat what we want to teach our kids about foreplay?? And lastly, why did they find it necessary to have the dudes ass in the mirror reflection???? lol I love this book!! More wonderful pictures to come for all you folks who are just waiting to see more!

Sex Talk

Ok, so this is the extent of my sex talk with Girly!
I went looking last night for a good book to help Girly with learning the birds and the bees. I saw this book and had to get it. This is the book my mom and dad had for us kids when we were growing up! I asked her a bit about it after she read it. She said "Mom, now I know how babies are made. But it's pretty gross!!" lol I couldn't help but laugh!

Happy Birthday Sissy!

Everyone say Happy Birthday to Sissy! She's getting to be an old fart, but that's ok, we still love her!! Here is just a peek back in time Sissy, when we were young, innocent and cute!! (well you were innocent anyways! lol) Hope you enjoy the pics. Happy Birthday Beth, we love you!!