We're Goin for the Cup Baby!!!!

We are hoping with all the gear in place, we will give our Wings the strength they need to pull this win out their ass!! See, our kids are following in the loyal Wings fan footsteps. I guess they aren't always as retarded as we think!

Not because Sissy Beth Tagged me...

This tag is from Alro. Because he's cool and Sissy Beth isn't!!!

10 Interesting or Strange things about myself....

Hmmm... Do I really want to get into this??

~ Like Sissy plays with her ears, I sniff my hand. (Not the palm, the back. Don't ask, it runs in the family. And if you make any sick comments I will beat the shit out of you!! lol)

~ I am a clean freak. Before I can sit down and enjoy a TV show after the kids go to bed, I have to have everything picked up and clean.

~ I have 3 kids, but I still want a few more. Not sure how many more, but we aren't done yet!

~ I too, like Sissy, have a chap stick/lip gloss obsession.

~ I have 6 tattoos and 5 piercings. No, I am not done! lol

~ I love to smell my dogs feet. They smell like Fritos.

~ I have a Partylite obsession.

~ I love to read those cheesy, romance/sex books that you see Fabio on the front of.

~ I have allot of dreams about dead relatives and I believe they are trying to talk to me.

~ Last but not least. My dream vehicle has always been a humongous Dodge Ram Truck. I have always wanted a huge truck that I have to jump up to get into. The bigger, the better!

There you have it. 10 interesting things about me. Now, I am not going to tag anyone because, well...I don't want to!! lol

I did it!

I have succumbed to the pressure and turned to the dark side. That's right. I turned on the AC. I hate myself for doing it, but now it is a cool 80 degrees in here. What can ya do? And these things here, well they have become my children's constant companions for the last week. The shit is running rampid through our house.
And these two lovely children... well, they are just two sickly, adorable little boys. The little shits are about to have hoses permenantly installed in their noses that lead to the outside. I am so sick of boogars!!!

I Feel like the Wicked Witch

No, I don't feel really ugly , have a big wart on my face, or grouchey and out to get anyones dog. I feel like the Witch when she says "I'mmmmm Meeellltttinnggg!" It is FRICKEN HOT HERE! I refuse to turn on the air. It's only April. I really hate living in To Hot Shit Hole, California!

Thank You

A big thank you to all of you who gave me some advice on my questions. Hopefully this person will get a clue soon! lol

Oh and American Idol??? I am so relieved that Jordin did not get kicked off. I was about to shit my pants when they said Chris was safe.....Whew!

And now, I leave you with these lovely, and inspiring words that are said to me 10 million times a day...

"Momma, Momma, I made yellow! Tweet now pwease" (Translation: I peed in the pot, I want my damn treat now!)

What to do?

Has anyone ever had a friend that just wont shut up? Someone that is constantly bitching about things, and it is ALWAYS someone else's fault? Someone who thinks their child is an angel, but in reality the little shit is the anti-Christ? Someone who blames everything their child does on the school and the other kids in the school? Someone who considers their husband their hero, but somehow doesn't see that he treats her like crap on the sidewalk?

What the hell do you say to these people when all you hear all day is their bitching, moaning and complaining? Do you tell them that their kid is f*cked up and needs to be on meds? Do you tell them that their parenting style sucks and they let the kid get away with murder, and that is why he acts up? Do you tell them that their husband is a piece of sh*t and doesn't pay any attention to the kid and that may also be why he acts out? Do you tell them that no, every husband does not make their wife a daily list of chores to do, and no, not every husband tells their wife that they are fat and wont let them have another baby till they lose 30 lbs.?

What do you tell someone when you consider them a good friend, but their line of thinking is completely and utterly off?? What do you do when you are so sick of hearing it that you don't even want to talk to them anymore?


Update:

I guess my biggest question is do I say something to this person, or do I just keep my mouth shut and listen?
Honestly, I find myself distancing myself only because I am tired of hearing it, but I don't want to give the impression that I am not a friend or uncaring. If anyone knows me, they know I am very opinionated, but tend to keep it to myself. This drives me nuts. I once heard something somewhere that stated if you are quiet and keep everything to yourself you are depriving yourself of your real emotions. You cannot help how others feel. So in others words, I take that as I am suppressing my own feelings and such to avoid hurting others. So by not voicing how I truly feel in situations, it is only hurting me. Hmmmm, I don't know.

Before and After

Baby Boy got his first haircut this weekend. Look at the mop of hair he was sporting.


His haircut experience was short, but eventful. He sat still most of the time. I am thinking it was because he was getting a nice boobage shot the whole time. What man (including Daddy whose lap he was on) wouldn't enjoy that kind of haircut??

Wooohooo, look at that boobie action.

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And there is the end result. Baby Boy looking much more like a little boy then the little girl all the people seem to think he is!

A huge weight has been lifted

I have been stressing for a while. It seems like everytime I sit down to watch television, I just get this overwhelming urge to cry, scream and beat the couch with my fists. For a bit, I thought I might need some help with this deep depression I was experiencing. I was in a rut, and everyone around me wasn't helping. But now, this huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. The sun is shining, and the birds are singing for me once again! I am excited to be able to sit down and watch tv again without the overwhelming anxiety creeping up. I give any and all credit to the Lord. I feel HAPPY, I feel ALIVE!


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(singing ..I can see clearly now Sanjaya is Gone! )










Gosh Damn, Holy Shit, bleepetty, bleep, bleep, bleep. The Mother F'r Menudo Boy is finally gone! Holy Crap, he's is one Ugly Dude! Can anyone please tell me why it took so long to get rid of him? You know what? I don't care, he's gone, and I can go back to being my normal, loving, tv watching gal! Thank you LORD!

I seriously think....

I am about to lose my freakin mind! Holy Shit. No seriously, seriously, I am not kidding, I think if I hear "Momma, I'm hungry" or "Momma, I thirsty" one more time, I will walk out that door, without children in tow, and drive away. Can anyone tell me how much one woman can take?? I need a weekend away. A weekend without children, or shit, I'll take a night. A night without kids. Just Hubs and me and no kids. Ahhh, can you imagine? Ok, I'll just take a couple hours. I'm desperate. I need backup, serious backup. I need family to come out here and save my ass. Ok, enough whining. I am off to finish my mommy duties.

10 Years!

Today is Hubs and My 10 Yr. Anniversary!! It definitely doesn't feel like 10 yrs. have gone by. I love you more now Hon, then I did on this day 10 yrs. ago!!!

Hmmmm....

Ok, so I don't have squat to write about really. I just wanted to write enough so that I couldn't see that big ol woman on the page anymore!!! lol Yikes, I should really remove that, it's giving me nightmares.

Easter weekend was fun. We made a trip down South (still in Cali of course) towards wine country. Yep, Easter morning Hubs, myself and some friends of ours made a trip to some wineries. What a way to spend Easter!! Getting drinks and buying some good ass wine!!! It really is beautiful country though!!! Seeing all the vineyards is a site!!! And at 9 am in the morning, there is nothing better then chugging down some fine wine!!! lol I think we will go back soon, and get ourselves some more!!

The kids made a haul of course. The usual blah blah blah of Easter. Candy, junk, more junk and cavities. I swear if I see anymore Cadbury eggs, or jelly beans I will load up a BB gun with them and shoot myself!!!

Crazy Boy is doing great with potty training. My usual day consists of cleaning, feeding the kids, laundry, making beds, blog time, and "Momma, Momma, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta peeeeeeeeeeee!!!" Ok, ok, soooo gooo!!!! I then take him to the potty (may I remind you, this is about every 1/2 hour or so), sit him down (he likes to sit) then it's "I tucking it in Momma, shooting the water! OK, done....Shake, shake, shake, I shake it off Momma! All done!" Then we do the damn pee pee dance, say Hooray, and wash hands. Then it's "Momma, I want an egg!!" (he gets a Reese's pieces egg as a treat) Damn it, I should have never resorted to treats for using the pot! This kid knows too that every time he goes he gets a treat. I do believe that's why he goes every 1/2 hour. lol Smart, smart kid! Stupid, stupid mom!!! lol Oh well the money I save on diapers will just go towards buying candy the rest of his life!!

This is why I love Him...

As stated in a previous post (If you don't know which one, just look for that yummy brunette in the red lingerie) Hubs and my 10 Yr. wedding anniversary is next week. I didn't expect much as we are pretty much broke and have no sitters to watch the kids. But since he can't keep anything from me, he told me there would be a package coming soon. I was given strict instructions to put the box away and not touch it. But as soon as he got home from work, he couldn't resist and gave it to me. It is a beautiful 3 diamond necklace that matches the anniversary ring he bought me a few months back. The three stones stand for past, present and future. I had been bugging him for years that on our 10 yr. he should get me a new ring. So when we went home to Michigan a few months ago, he let me pick out the ring and he bought it. Now I have this beautiful new necklace to go with it. Then included was the beautiful note you see below. Hubs is forever surprising me. I love that he thinks of me and tries to surprise me even though he can never keep it to himself. I knew he had to have told someone, and I was right. He told Sissy. lol. I feel bad because all I got him was a sassy chic that claims she is going to rape him. Hmmmm, I'll have to think of something good! I love you Hon (Then, Now and Forever!) Raising a glass...This is to Us Hon, and 10 yrs. of trials, surprises and wonderful times! Together we have gotten through it all and together we will keep it going!

Just for you Alro!!

Ok, because I posted a picture of a hot, sexy guy, I thought it only fitting to give a little eye candy to you men bloggers out there!! This is for you Alro (The Mayhem Tank)!! Oh and everybody, don't forget to stop by Hub's blog (This little lady is my anniversary gift to you Hon!) hehehehehe

Wowza...

Unlike Bossy over there...I tend to have dreams about "real" men, lol, well soapopera men anyways. He's so much better then Spartacus!!

My Anniversary Gift!

Ok Everyone,
My Hubs and I are going to be celebrating 10 long years of marriage coming up pretty quick here. My gift to him is to send all you guys over to his blog (which he sucks at keeping up to date) and have you rag on him!!! Love you Hon!! Hahahaha, snicker,snicker....

His site is...
http://fruitsnutsandberries.blogspot.com/

LOVE IT!

Ok, I am pretty sure that I have found my next tattoo!!! lol If you look over to the left, you will see my future tattoo on that hunky guys back!!