Monday, April 16, 2007

I seriously think....

I am about to lose my freakin mind! Holy Shit. No seriously, seriously, I am not kidding, I think if I hear "Momma, I'm hungry" or "Momma, I thirsty" one more time, I will walk out that door, without children in tow, and drive away. Can anyone tell me how much one woman can take?? I need a weekend away. A weekend without children, or shit, I'll take a night. A night without kids. Just Hubs and me and no kids. Ahhh, can you imagine? Ok, I'll just take a couple hours. I'm desperate. I need backup, serious backup. I need family to come out here and save my ass. Ok, enough whining. I am off to finish my mommy duties.

15 comments:

Christie E. Little said...

Ok..you just need a little valium. LOL. Seriously, you need a babysitter. How hard is it for you to find someone to take the kids for an hour or two. You need that. I finally put it in the budget. Ok, call any friends and ask if they know of someone. Can you put them down for a nap at like 11:30? Then take your tired self and lay down too. You're talking from mommy of three who knows exactly what you are feeling. Breathe.
xoxo
C

Choppzs said...

Yes Thoughts, I do believe drugs will do!!! lol

Amie said...

Too bad you couldn't take over some of my bedrest here LOL. Then you could have a break for awhile (it gets old after about 45 minutes)

Jamie said...

I totally hear ya...as you see from my whiney posts. I just want to run away to a deserted island ALONE and lay on a beach and have no responsibility!

Lisa said...

I know how ya feel! It sucks when you live so far away from family, doesn't it? I wish I could just drop the kids off with my parents' for a few hours in the afternoon or have them over to babysit while hubby & I go out on a date. It stinks that they live 5 states away!

I don't know if this will work or not, but put in a DVD for the kids, give then a little snack & juice & then pretend you're going to the bathroom & just sit in there & read (I've done that a few times... it gives me at least 15 minutes of peace!)

Me said...

I hear ya!!!! Hey, you know I'd come watch the squirts for you if I could!! You know how many times I've wished myself away to paradise sans Baby Girl :)

Spikey1 said...

How much will you pay?

Choppzs said...

Spikey,
How much do you want??? lol I'll give you and your wife a trip to Vegas!!! lol

Lisa,
Yes, I do do the dvd thing often!! But with Baby Boy, he isn't interested in movies and everytime I shut the bathroom door he screams his brains out!!! lol

Sissy,
Come on now, I heard you guys are leaving Baby Girl with the parents for this weekend!!! lol At least you can do that every other weekend or so!! Well till you get to big to move around!! lol

Ben said...

I'll send the hounds over to keep your little ones busy so you can have a break little lady.

Cheers

Anonymous said...

I definately know where you are coming from...

I was a single mom for three years... from birth to age three with my little man...

*sigh* oh the sleepless nights and days of insanity... ;)

ALRO said...

well.. with raymond when he calls my name every two second... I snap... and I go:

"Raymond, raymond, raymond, raymond, raymond, raymond, raymond, .. uuuhh raymond... raymond... raymond, raymond, raymond, raymond, raymond, raymond..."

and then he says, "What, !!!!"

then i say, "Get it yourself!"

usually a look of dismay ensues, and then the, "I caaaaaaan't!"

Then i say, "Then wait in silence until i'm goddamned well ready to get up off my lazy ass to get it for ya.... "

ahhh.. children -- we love'em...

Spikey1 said...

You will have to do better than that as I am already booked for Vegas.. May 30th! No wife and No kids! Woooooo Hooooooo!

Choppzs said...

Spikey,
Awww Crap, you get to go to Vegas by yourself?? Or with friends?? That's not right. No man who is married should ever go to Vegas without the wifey!!! lol That's just wrong!!! Then I guess I'll just have to get in contact with your wife and have her come out, my treat. Maybe around the same time you'll be out??? lol

Fantastagirl said...

I'm guessing you thought having kids meant you would have someone to get the remote, the newspaper, and get your dt. coke out of the fridge. (oh, you mean that was just me - damn it!)

Wish I lived closer - I'd help you out and take the kids for an afternoon - or evening so you could have time ALONE with the hubby - it's very very important!

Linda said...

Aww, I'm sorry that you have to feel like that.

And I'm sorry that I don't have any better advice for you.