I was in a petshop, and was told as part of my "mission" I must chose a snake and let it bite me. Not some little snake, no, it must be a large enough snake to leave nice little puncture wounds on my arm.
"Why do I have to do this?" I ask
"Because it's what has to be done!" the man says. "That one right there, he looks like a good one!"
"Well what about that one?" I ask, pointing to the little, green, 1/2 inch round one in the aquarium. Looked like a Gardner snake.
"No", he says. "It has to be able to do this. He grabs this big, white, at least 2 inch round snake, and pushes back on its mouth. Orange looking goop comes flying out of its teeth.
"Please don't make me do it!"
"Oh come on." He says
I finally grabbed the snake and watched in slow motion as it whipped it's head around, and sunk it's nasty fangs into my arm.
I screamed.
I cried.
I yelled for people to help me.
No one did.
I sunk down to the ground, all the while having this snake latched onto my arm.
In an effort to get this thing off of me, I stomped down on its body with my foot.
I was pissed.
I stomped and stomped until it released my arm.
It fell to the ground, flicking it's tongue and swishing its tail about.
I grabbed the knife from my pocket.
And chopped the bastards head off.
Then I neatly placed the head into the aquarium.
"There, I did it."
"Uhhh, you are going to have to pay for that snake mam!" the man says.
I looked up and heard..
"Mama,can I watch cartoons?"
I hate dreams.
I hate snakes.
They are not only invading my house, but now they must invade my mind.
7 comments:
your a weirdo!!
Whoa - what a dream! Do you always have a knife in your pocket??!!
with my luck in my dream, my knife would turn itself in to a straw - and i'd be whacking the shit out of this snake with a straw... whack whack whack..
Snake looks up at me: WTF man!!??
then i'd pee on it.
But that's just me.
Hahaha, what a crazy dream!
u always have the most detailed dreams..r u sure you're not "with child"?...lol:)
My friend, the granola hippie spiritual whacko, tells me that snakes represent your spiritual self in dreams. I dream about snakes biting me alot. Guess my spritual self is trying to get in touch with me? Somehow I thought my spirit would be a kinder, gentler version of me, not a pissed off, venomnous version.
I am a self-admitted pooooooosey when it comes to snakes, I hate those rat bastards.
Cheers
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