Uncouth:
1. Crude; unrefined.
2. Awkward or clumsy; ungraceful.
3. Archaic Foreign; unfamiliar.
I'm only crude, unrefined and ungraceful when I have nothing better to say!
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Please Give Me a Fork, I want to Gouge My Eyes Out!
dentist, kids, screaming, fork, eyes, gouge.
I said they were free to good home, why hasn't anyone called?
I'll tell ya what... I'll take ALL THREE OF YOURS, in exchange for my eighteen year old.
Perfectly capable of cleaning bathrooms, kitchens, vacuuming, laundry, mowing and running errands. And as an added bonus, he's really really smart too! He knows EVERYTHING, just ask him, he'll tell ya!
Stacie Ps..I made it sound too good didn't I? I was too eager to exchange? Damn...I never could play it cool when I thought I was getting a good deal... ;P
8 comments:
Uh....thanks, but um...no thanks?
I HATE the dentist. Hate 'em.
Love kids though. I do. Just I got two and well...they drive me bonkers.
I'll tell ya what...
I'll take ALL THREE OF YOURS, in exchange for my eighteen year old.
Perfectly capable of cleaning bathrooms, kitchens, vacuuming, laundry, mowing and running errands. And as an added bonus, he's really really smart too! He knows EVERYTHING, just ask him, he'll tell ya!
Stacie
Ps..I made it sound too good didn't I? I was too eager to exchange? Damn...I never could play it cool when I thought I was getting a good deal...
;P
Because if I called you to barter a trade, you'd not be able to hear me over the noise my own two boys were creating. Sorry!
You got so sympathy from me Sissy :) I got my own gouging going on over here.
Time for a serious pint there little lady, on the Hounds. :)
The only part i hate about the dentist is the bill!
oh and that sonic-cleaner... not too comfy...
But i like the listerine at the end :)
Ship them up here to Canada...but you have the foot the bill. LOL
Funny you should mention it...we're off to the dentist tomorrow. Funsies.
I feel your pain, sister.
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