Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Wow

I just read this story on MSN, and holy shit if I didn't laugh my ass off! How stupid can people be?


VILNIUS, Lithuania - Climbing into a giraffe's cage at the local zoo seemed a good idea after a few drinks. But the prank went wrong when the 1.3-ton animal flew into a rage and attacked the three student trespassers at a zoo in Lithuania on Monday night.

Ruta Greiciute, a 22-year-old student at Kaunas Technology University, was hospitalized with a broken collar bone and nose after the 9-year-old male giraffe, named Solut, attacked her.

The other students survived the incident unscathed.


"This was a very silly thing they did. The scared giraffe could have stomped her to death," Kaunas Zoo spokeswoman Angele Grebliauskaite said.


The zoo reported that many animals had been disturbed Monday night as students celebrated a festival in a nearby condominium.

Police have launched an investigation to find out how the intoxicated students entered the zoo at night and climbed the 10 foot high fence surrounding the giraffe cage.



So do you think they were like:

"Oh wow, lets go see that giraffe up close. Come on the pen is right here!"

*scales fence and hops into pen. Falls on face. Stumbles onto feet. Walks closer to giraffe*

"Duuuuude, it's huge!"

"Yah Man, I dare you to touch it!"

"Hell No Man, you touch it!"

"No You touch it!"

"Ummmm....Ok."

*walks up to giraffe and reaches out to touch it*

*BAM, CRASH, STOMP, STOMP, STOMP*

"AHHHHHHHHHHH, SHIT GET IT OFF!!"

Other Guy: snicker, snicker, then runs away.



Complete idiots I tell ya!! They deserve everything they got!

1 comment:

Christie E. Little said...

They totally didn't deserve to get out of there without anything happening!

They had to have been taking something..LOL